Another year, another chance to beg the government for free money. Here are some highlights from this year's application.
I guess it's community wizard college for me this year. Sigh...
This daily dirt ain't nothing much to look at but boy it's got moxie.
If you're feeling overwhelmed by dire climate change news, try taking action personally! You can make a difference in the world!
Urine? Or perhaps an abundance of crotch sweat? Either way, it's a good thing you're in a karate class. This is the ideal place to covertly get some airflow down there, speeding up the evaporation process by as much as 4%.
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