HYBRID ANIMAL HUMAN PAGE, submitted by Bruce. I'll admit that I like animals. I also like humans. However, I do not like it when Peter Witteveen uses his native Netherlandian skills to combine animals with humans and create what I can only describe as "something that isn't very good in any sense of the word, and could probably be labeled as something very highly non-good." When he's not pasting female heads on horses, Peter Witteveen works in a warehouse and searches for love on Russian and Fillipina dating sites, although he suggests that he might very well "stay bachelor." Do you want to know why? Here's why:
It would be strange to eat her wouldn't it?
She enjoys being the star on the cattleshow.
Petition to destroy the Netherlands: APPROVED.
It needs to consume human tissue! It needs to speak to your manager!
Scourgelord Vilius Mandragore gave a speech from our shattered capital on Friday and we are here to fact check his claims about his million year empire.
Reason 9: Ongoing mechanical issues with the internal Superman 64 fog machine.
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