Maktab Al Jihad, submitted by Eno. Militant Islamic websites are becoming all the rage with the kids these days. I don't enjoy getting all political on this, but fundamentalists of every stripe are inevitably the people who fuck up the world. If you watch some of the shitty videos (some may be graphic, the ones I watched were so compressed it looked like trees humping and shooting fire) you'll get to hear shrill girlish yells of "Allahu Ackbar!" in nearly every one. My advice to moderate Muslims; here in America until recently (and I partially blame your extremists for this) we had our Christian fundamentalists relegated to the role of laughingstocks. Recognize now that no matter how much America sucks, and I don't doubt that it does suck from your perspective, these Islamic fundamentalist idiots are just going to ruin your future. Fight back against them.
They don't care about their fellow men and women. They definitely don't care about you. They probably don't even really care about the God they believe in. They are just using religion as a means to power just as so many have before them and just as so many will continue to do. Even if 100 years from now Islam has blanketed the globe somehow the spiritual heir of these assholes will be fighting a losing war against the Octagon Sect who worship the great prophet Octagonus.
Now it's time to get back to my prayers in the hope that Jesus can keep our American religious assholes from fucking up my future.
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