It's all too easy to take the wonders of this modern life for granted. We are blessed to live in such a magical time, and it's only right that we show our appreciation for the hard work of those who came before us by thinking about how far we've come every once in a while. Progress, this update's for you.
If you're feeling overwhelmed by dire climate change news, try taking action personally! You can make a difference in the world!
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