Cooking with Cum, submitted by roughly 12 million people who sent me this link. Cooking with Cum is a forum that was submitted to Weekend Web at least twenty times in the past few days. In an attempt to stop this stupid link from being submitted I am featuring this site as an awful link of the day. Only at Cooking with Cum can you engage in such topics as, "Is Eating Cum Murder?"
Hey - if you can eat menstration from chickens, I don't see how eating cum (however gross it may be) can be a problem.
Eggs are grosser than your own semen.
Eggs are gross.
I HATE EGGS.
Milk is also kinda gross.
Look, this all sounds very fascinating but I'm going to go ahead and close my browser window now. I don't know why so many people have been submitting this forum to Weekend Web but hey, here it is. Now please stop sending me the link. Or keep on sending it. I don't care.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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