Fishthecat, submitted by me. I've avoided running sites about weirdos who dress up like/fantasize about/draw gory pictures of animals for quite a while now. After all, there are only so many times you can beat a dead horse while someone hides in a nearby bush and masturbates furiously. However, sometimes a website transcends the icky bounds of furrydom and becomes awful in its own special way. This is the case for "fishthecat", a self-proclaimed celebrity that looks like a K-Mart greeter who fell asleep on a freshly painted zebra.

I'm fishthecat. I started life as a character in a live roleplaying game, but I have grown into an all round loveable icon. My mix of cat-like charm and easily represented markings mean I transfer into multimedia well, and I am a useful online persona for one poor soul.

Let me get this right, dressing up in a costume that's pretty much been done a million times before by other people makes you an icon? Score! I am so glad I kept those oversized shades and rainbow afro wig. Look out world, here comes the next big star!

– Corin Tucker's Stalker (@DennisFarrell)

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