Advanced Masturbation, submitted by Mezzanon. A gentleman looking to spice up his private life in new and occasionally terrifying ways might come across this gem of a website, which not only breaks down and explains "advanced" techniques, but provides a horrible animated .GIF of every act. Even though I censored the hell out of this one, it doesn't hurt my brain any less.
THE CAMPFIRE
DIFFICULTY? Intermediate
LUBRICATION? Recommended
You might want to skip this one if you're at work or in any situation where anyone might come in contact with you for any reason.
–
This Week on Something Awful...
Pardon Our Dust
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Old Games On New TVs: The Original PlayStation + PSIO!
Play your entire PS1 library from a single SD card. But not your Brady Strategy Guides.
Awfully Weird Tales #2
The goons like their fiction like they like their orange juice: all pulp.
About This Column
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.
Previous Articles
Suggested Articles
What's Hot
Popular Threads
For the Love of God Help Me Learn to Drive Stick
TJPW 2021 ~WINTER LOVERS~ GDT
GURPS - THE GENERIC UNIVERSAL ROLE PLAYING SYSTEM.
armier hammer is probably a cannibal
Barnolds MLK JR Weekend Adventure (Community Thread)
What is Peter Navarro holding?
Can you digest paper towel because I have an idea
Crazy Eight - Fall Haven Blitz [TRPG]