This article is part of the Replacing Movie Subtitles With Fighting Game Quips series.
When video game fighters lay down a challenge, they blurt out supposedly badass lines of dialog. These quips just happen to work much better as subtitles for random movies. The text in today's update (including typos) comes from Samurai Shodown 2, Night Warriors: Darkstalkers' Revenge, Fatal Fury Special, and SVC Chaos: SNK vs Capcom.
Extremely proud over here! The bosses took notice and I have been promoted to 20 cages!!
Mr. Sakurai-sama, where the FRICK is Dino Riki!?
Are there arrows in Tomb Raider? "No. Absolutely not."
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Fighting game characters love to intimidate opponents with terrible dialog. These quips don't work as intended, but they do make movies way better when used as subtitles.