The Jewish Pagan Resource Page, submitted by Chris. I have only a vague understanding of what constitutes a Jew. I know they are Jewish, which is sort of like Christian only - if neo-Nazi movie review websites are to be believed - they like to control global banking and have black people getting eaten by dinosaurs. My understanding of Paganism is even less profound, but I think it revolves around black people eating dinosaurs, which is almost directly opposed to Jewishocity when you think about it.

When I first put up this site, there were no other Jewish Pagan sites on the web. Now there are many of them. I've gotten a lot of these links from the Jewitchery site which is a great site for those who are more Wiccan or Witchy. (I'm not a Wiccan or any other kind of witch, but I find it a good site nonetheless.)

Yeah, lucky for us a bunch of other people are hot to the "Jewitchcraft" tip and have started up a ring of sites devoted to the Torah, incense, and dream-catchers. How much fucking lazier can you get? I mean it's like "this made up religion of wicca sounds pretty rad, but I don't want to give up my old religion either so I will just combine the two". I really wish they would just bring back Greek Mythology because Zeus was one bad ass motherfucker who would turn into a bull and have sex with...WAIT. FURRIES WORSHIP GREEK MYTHOLOGY.

Son of a bitch.

Well, how about Shriners, has anyone corrupted those sweet ass little cars yet?

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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