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Flour Golem
Made from wheat golem the flour golem is a key staple golem used in making bread, pastry and pasta golems.


Dog Golem
Not a Golem shaped like a Dog, but, rather, a number of Dogs smooshed together into a single organism. Extremely friendly and excitable, the dog golem makes an excellent companion, although it must be walked and groomed frequently.

Lizard Wizard

sand golem: collapses immediately into a pile of sand.

Hick Magnet

Thought Golem
Imagine if you're a Golem, and that's exactly what this is. You just summoned this Golem and you're ready to move on to more advanced Golems.

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Monopoly Golem this golem controls everything from St Charles Place to Marvin Gardens. To Banish, just repeat "that's half the board mother fucker" and crash all his hotels to the carpet. Works for Standard Monopoly only

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iron golem
put one of these bad boys in your closet and you'll never have to worry about wrinkled clothes again. just make sure it cools completely before trying to handle it, and bear in mind you'll have to feed it upwards of three gallons of distilled water a day


Egg Golem if kept for long enough will yield the powerful Bird Golem. Egg Golem resists crush-type attacks surprisingly well, but is extremely susceptible to most other kinds of damage.

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