get up and go'lem: made up of fine silicate layers of vim stratified around a hard core of pep. has a slip of paper with the word chutzpah! written on it inserted in the back of its head. great dancer
kid golem: this golem will come out of a woman who has decided to let herself go for over a year after dissapointing intercourse. golem is humanlike in almost every way, but is a piece of shit just like his father. do you hear me craig? child services is going to find you and you will pay me that fucking money
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shitty father golem: this golem is exactly like a father in every way except it is not there. your mother makes sure you know this.
the most elusive and most bashful of all golems. its rocky cheeks turn red hot at the smallest of compliments. critically weak to smooches
Flip Over Golem this golem gets drunk and tries to backflip at every party. I dont think anyone here summoned him he just shows up
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