One way to have cross-generational Halloween fun is to take all the R-rated parts out of horror films, so kids can enjoy them. BYOB tried another tactic: Reaching out to senior citizens by saying "here is a scary figure that you probably recognize but young folks won't, we value your memories!" Captain from Captain & Tennille is a 72-year-old man named Daryl Dragon who helped popularize a song called "Muskrat Love," all potentially scary stuff, but the SA Goons chose to focus on his eyes!
To establish a baseline creepiness meter, here's an unaltered Captain & Tennille album cover:
A LOVELY LAD
In these contentious political times it is more important than ever to work together in a bipartisan way with the people who said I should be thrown out of a helicopter for being an Antifa terrorist.
This Halloween, log off and visit your friends at the local Halloween Superstore.
Better than expected, and absolute garbage
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