Back in 2006, The Wall Street Journal ran an article titled "A Wii Workout: When Videogames Hurt." A choice excerpt: "Blaine Stuart of Rochester, N.Y., mistakenly whacked his fiancée, Shelly Haefele, while playing tennis and also accidentally hit his dog while bowling." Looking to avoid similar catastrophes with its impending Move controller, PlayStation prepared a "Setup Guide" that warns users not to knock over lamps or slap friends in the face, at least not while using its product. After checking out Androsko's parody, Captain Corduroy challenged the SA Forum Goons to put together more helpful examples of Good and Bad Move usage. This changes everything!
Please, sit down and have fun with this Zakutambah image. Just sit down and have fun, dammit!
Once again the kids have asked to watch The Phantom Menace, and once again I Said No.
That's a good skeleton, BillyAndCloneasaur ... a little too good.
If you squint and think of the third panel as black blocks with a redbackground ... well, it still looks terrible.
BLACK LIVES MATTER!!! NOOOOOOO!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? YOU HAVE CREATED A MONSTER, AN ABSOLUTE MONSTER!
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Play your entire PS1 library from a single SD card. But not your Brady Strategy Guides.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!