Magic Underwear

I am a copy editor for a news paper .

flakeloaf

Found your porn, now I explain policy.

Forty

I peddle softcore to arab youth

Delilah Fawkes

I write erotic fantasies for your mom.

Fanged Lawn Wormy

I make the fun parts for museums.

Fatty McBaconpants

I build gearboxes for windmills. Big ones.

Grape Juice Vampire

I build puppets and puppet accessories.

Phobophilia

Liquefy living things through a metal tube.

TheHouseofM

I keep pilots from killing each other.

ookuwagata

Open luggage, take away fruit.

More Comedy Goldmine

This Week on Something Awful...

  • Pardon Our Dust

    Pardon Our Dust

    Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.

  • DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG

    DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG

    Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind

Copyright ©2022 Jeffrey "of" YOSPOS & Something Awful