goatbeard

I make worthless powerpoints in cubicle purgatory.

Doctor Factical

I scrape human feces off bathroom walls.

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I clean up poop and get bitten.

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I cook your unique snowflake dietary food.

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I deliver pizzas to cheap-ass customers.

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I do bakery work for cheapskate Italians.

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I film children speaking about frogs.

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Reluctantly give discounts to unyielding idiot shitheels.

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End this phone call or die please

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The customer is always right. Kill me.

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