I make worthless powerpoints in cubicle purgatory.

Doctor Factical

I scrape human feces off bathroom walls.

asshole casserole

I clean up poop and get bitten.

Seeing Eye Duck

I cook your unique snowflake dietary food.

Night Danger Moose

I deliver pizzas to cheap-ass customers.

Mister Macys

I do bakery work for cheapskate Italians.


I film children speaking about frogs.

Endymion FRS MK1

Reluctantly give discounts to unyielding idiot shitheels.


End this phone call or die please


The customer is always right. Kill me.

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