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Endtimes.exe

Tuesday, Apr 01, 2014 by Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller

klapman

> scream endlessly

a hole-y ghost

> scream long enough that people start to think you won't stop but don't scream endlessly. that would take too long

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Noni

> Make your two heads smooch and invite Johnny to join in

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Putty

> acknowledge Johnny as the better man and take you and your small penis out of the bar

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Fewd

> fail at coming up with an insult to throw at johnny before leaving, pack up your shit and walk up the mountain while thinking of all the witty snipes you could've thrown if you were cool

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