Despite raising more than $90 million during a three-year crowdfunding campaign, the space simulator video game Star Citizen has experienced repeated production delays. Critics blame budget shortfalls due to outrageous expenditures, such as the unprecedented decision to pay actor Gary Oldman not by the word, but by the breath. The Goons decided to recreate their classic "Gary Oldman as EVERYONE" theme, with every image featuring a motion-captured Oldman at full blow!


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