Despite raising more than $90 million during a three-year crowdfunding campaign, the space simulator video game Star Citizen has experienced repeated production delays. Critics blame budget shortfalls due to outrageous expenditures, such as the unprecedented decision to pay actor Gary Oldman not by the word, but by the breath. The Goons decided to recreate their classic "Gary Oldman as EVERYONE" theme, with every image featuring a motion-captured Oldman at full blow!
BLACK LIVES MATTER!!! NOOOOOOO!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? YOU HAVE CREATED A MONSTER, AN ABSOLUTE MONSTER!
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Play your entire PS1 library from a single SD card. But not your Brady Strategy Guides.
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