The Something Awful Forums goons have been cooking up another batch of humorous humor, and this week's Goldmine is all about making porn into images that are socially acceptable and work-safe, should your boss peer over your shoulder at the exact moment you pull up your pin-up girl favorites. Enjoy as you would 4 cans of Spaghettio's in rapid succession.
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Wish Destroyer 3000 Customer Reviews
I'm ruined. Every dream in my life has been dashed. Fantastic product! Would buy again!
That Space Turd Was Not An Alien Probe
Astronaut AJ Tucker returns from a long hiatus to offer his insight about the possible "alien probe" spotted zipping through our solar system.
An Absurdly Biased Look at the Neo Geo Mini
This thing was basically made specifically for me, but you can probably have one too.
Bethesda's Open Letter to Fallout 76 Players
With Fallout 76 you will be left wondering "What, exactly, is this?"
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The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.
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