Ensnaring a person's attention and breaking their will is surprisingly easy! Every day, companies do just that to you with effective, groundbreaking advertising. Any time you buy a product you've seen on TV, you're caving in to corporate America. Which is a good thing! If you didn't do that, our economy would be in shambles, and you wouldn't have that cushy job at the Hog Anus plant for a sweet eight dollars an hour. Unfortunately, sometimes ads slip through the cracks that aren't very effective at all. The SA Forum Goons certainly got a sense of this, and made their own to make themselves giggle like churlish schoolgirls. We hope you giggle like that too!

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