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The Awful Guide to Podcasting, Part 1
As we say in the podcast biz, "If Joe Rogan can do it, anyone can."
What You Want From Technology vs. What You Get
You want to pay a reasonable fee for access to every movie or tv show you could think of. You get a hundred services with a hundred uniquely clunky apps, and libraries that fluctuate more than a fluctuation machine.
Patch Notes: Spider-Man
Removed several web-swinging animations to make room for additional puddles
After 10 Dang Years Away From World of Warcraft, Here's My Battle for Azeroth Review
Guess what's back? Frosty tundras! And me.
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