It's been a while since we've had a CYOA in the Comedy Goldmine. Luckily, Borden has come to the rescue, with a story about one man doing whatever it takes to achieve his heart's desire. A story that gets NSFW from page 5 on, by the by, so be warned!
> make cape out of the blanket
Give Pat a Job
Vote for Trump
> Dress for Success
> ride the X-jet and shoot roman candles at bicyclists
Eat candy to get your energy up.
have a sensible breakfast because voting needs a lot of energy. check your fridge!
Think you know who the most accomplished American in history is? I bet you don't. She just passed, and this year for Memorial Day we take a serious moment to remember her.
I can not believe the bellyachin' from these kids. "But Bill, we better stay indoors where it's safe", "but Bill, governor says stay away from winders"! That dog won't hunt, son.
finally, some posts with class!
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