It's been a while since we've had a CYOA in the Comedy Goldmine. Luckily, Borden has come to the rescue, with a story about one man doing whatever it takes to achieve his heart's desire. A story that gets NSFW from page 5 on, by the by, so be warned!
> make cape out of the blanket
Give Pat a Job
Vote for Trump
> Dress for Success
> ride the X-jet and shoot roman candles at bicyclists
Eat candy to get your energy up.
have a sensible breakfast because voting needs a lot of energy. check your fridge!
In these contentious political times it is more important than ever to work together in a bipartisan way with the people who said I should be thrown out of a helicopter for being an Antifa terrorist.
This Halloween, log off and visit your friends at the local Halloween Superstore.
Better than expected, and absolute garbage
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