While introducing the first installment of "Four Panel Movies," Marie "Elf Pr0n" Peccia lamented that people no longer had time to "sit down and relax and enjoy a movie." And that was in 2003! Even though we no longer need to leave the house to see any film ever made, the concept of spending two hours on plot and cinematography seems as antiquated as a combination TV/VCR. These days folks also don't have time for activities like "getting familiar with a new theme" or "reading an intro"!
(The Dark Knight Rises)
BLACK LIVES MATTER!!! NOOOOOOO!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? YOU HAVE CREATED A MONSTER, AN ABSOLUTE MONSTER!
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Play your entire PS1 library from a single SD card. But not your Brady Strategy Guides.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.