While introducing the first installment of "Four Panel Movies," Marie "Elf Pr0n" Peccia lamented that people no longer had time to "sit down and relax and enjoy a movie." And that was in 2003! Even though we no longer need to leave the house to see any film ever made, the concept of spending two hours on plot and cinematography seems as antiquated as a combination TV/VCR. These days folks also don't have time for activities like "getting familiar with a new theme" or "reading an intro"!

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