It's been a while since we've featured MS-Painted genitals in Goldmine, but it's the perfect time to empty this vault, before those "Spend less time looking at crudely drawn dongs" resolutions kick in!
NOTE: In case you found the article title hard to parse due to its use of slang, and you skipped the intro but chose to read the NOTE for some reason, take warning: The full name of this theme is "mspaint a dude waving his dick at a ghost," so you probably shouldn't look at it while working. I'll open with a long vertical image, so you won't see anything scandalous without scrolling; after that, you're on your own!
Save the guinea worm? Him good worm. Part of environment. Green jobs.
This space-age device is a cardboard box with two holes in it. The operative sticks a hand in one end. The contact inserts a hand in the other end. With both hands shielded from prying eyes, a secret handshake can commence.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.