In this sophisticated era of modern online communication, people don't have as much exposure to spam e-mails. For the purposes of this intro, I opened my Gmail spam folder for the first time in months, and it contains nothing but ridiculous claims and nonsense phrases, such as "God Sent Me To You," "Our Hidden Gem Alert is Inside," "Knife Party EP Out Today" and "Get The New Blockbuster iOS app!" Speaking of hidden gems, forums member 72o and his SA Goon peers put on their miner's caps and sifted through quarantined messages for artistic inspiration!
Painful Dart Bomb
This space-age device is a cardboard box with two holes in it. The operative sticks a hand in one end. The contact inserts a hand in the other end. With both hands shielded from prying eyes, a secret handshake can commence.
I'm ruined. Every dream in my life has been dashed. Fantastic product! Would buy again!
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.