Everyone has embarrassing moments. I had one just a few hours ago, when someone asked what I was doing at work today and I explained how I was sifting through crude drawings of cruder anecdotes, most of which involved the accidental expulsion of fluids or solid waste! Then I suffered additional shame when I considered depicting this person's reaction, realized I lacked the necessary artistic skill and motivation, and resorted to having my co-worker Dave "Shmorky" Kelly do it for me. Let's start this thing before I embarrass myself any further.
This space-age device is a cardboard box with two holes in it. The operative sticks a hand in one end. The contact inserts a hand in the other end. With both hands shielded from prying eyes, a secret handshake can commence.
I'm ruined. Every dream in my life has been dashed. Fantastic product! Would buy again!
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