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We've now reached critical levels of Gooniness, so I'll have to call an end to proceedings right here. If you were depicted in any of the images in this article, you should probably burn your face off with a blowtorch or something. It won't stop people feeling disgusted and uncomfortable to be around you, but at least this way they'll feel guilty about being awkward when standing next to you. Thanks to all of the incredibly talented artists from the forums who helped out with this special project, you've made all of my Christmas dreams come true. Next Tuesday I'll be back with another action-packed Comedy Goldmine, and I will cry blood from my eyes and curse your name if you dare miss it. See you soon!
"I thought the internet was all fun and games. Grow virtual plants on Facebook. Send email to grandma. IM friends with emojis," said the Stupid Ass Teenager, currently dying in an Idiot County hospital. "Never in my wildest dreams could I ever possibly humanly imagine that doing stupid ass internet shit in real life might get me mortally injured."
(Lips smacking, mouth full of peanut butter, glistening streams of peanut butter oil running down chin) "I'm full as hell, and I'm not going to take another bite!"
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