People often speculated that Something Awful's physical office (RIP) was a magical place populated by mystical, imaginary Internet creations like Slender Man, "cats" and Kevin "Fragmaster" Bowen. In fact, the only creatures who ever visited the place were puppies, symbolic of SA's underdog status. Also, one-time administrator Hank "Peatpot" Meeks owned a snake, and while he never brought it to work, he did store snake food (a bag of dead mice) in the freezer, which was an unpleasant surprise for Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka when he went to grab some pizza rolls. As an honorary office animal, the snake gets a tiny showcase on page 2, but first, let's have a little fun with Frank the flying feline!
This is Frank and he is flying. Fly away frank. Fly away.
BLACK LIVES MATTER!!! NOOOOOOO!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? YOU HAVE CREATED A MONSTER, AN ABSOLUTE MONSTER!
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
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The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.