two dogs humping in a meadow while the wedding party gathers around wagging their tails and barking
option for dinner at the reception: wet food or dry food
wedding cake is array of expertly stacked bones
Robot Made of Meat
Who's the best man? Who's the best man? You are! You know you are!
Interracial wedding between dog and cat, both sides are supportive but awkward about it and don't end up mingling much with each other during the reception
cat dad gives speech about how beautiful it is to see such harmony when only a decade ago their people were so adversarial to each other
dog at the dog/cat wedding awkwardly trying to use a litter box to show he is openminded
the bride throws a bouquet of flowers behind her and chases after it.
I Was The Fury
Bride throws the bouquet, it is returned by a guest. She throws it again, and it is returned by a guest. This continues until it is time to go home.
bride is mortified to see that one bridesmaid's dress is a different shade of gray than the rest
dogs waiting in the receiving line so that they may get their turn to smell the bride and grooms anuses
Everyone looking left in the wedding photo because a squirrel ran by when they were taking it.
This space-age device is a cardboard box with two holes in it. The operative sticks a hand in one end. The contact inserts a hand in the other end. With both hands shielded from prying eyes, a secret handshake can commence.
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