nondeviant raised some hell with this angst-filled offering.

Thanks to squid jerky for the following two contributions...or should I say...contri-BEAR-tions!!

Vannaroth pokes fun at affirmative action in the final image of this Goldmine.

Enough...I can't go on. I have realized the error of my ways. These beautiful creatures should not be tortured, we should respect and love our fellow Earthwalkers. Even the grizzly ones with scary-ass claws. I am sickened and disgusted by the irresponsible forum goons for drawing these images, but I still want to thank them for contributing. For next week's Goldmine, I will attempt to make up for my wrongdoings today by offering a virgin sacrifice to mother Gaia. That's why it's important for you to come back. I'll see you next Tuesday for a brand new Comedy Goldmine adventure. Remember to wear something flammable.

– Craig "Russ" Russell

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