PUMKIN HILLZ YALL Since I rarely have enough time to write a Daily Dirt, it's about time for me to check in with a few words.
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Hugs and Kisses,
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Play your entire PS1 library from a single SD card. But not your Brady Strategy Guides.
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