Let people enjoy things or so help me god...
WARNING: This article could have spoilers about the movie Us. I'm not 100% sure.
In order to bring morale back to standard levels, please consider following these new mandatory directives, the not following of which will result in loss of job.
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I've got something to say about that sphere in the sky: norb thanks.
With eight movies fighting for Oscar gold, which one will win? I don't know! But you don't either.
Welcome to the exciting world of wheeled scooting!
To my fellow Americans, I have one simple message: I'm not paying for any of this.
A valuable possession pleads for its life.
What day is this? Why, it's two days after Christmas Day!
Honey, I would like to take you on a freight train to Pound Town with ALF himself as the mad engineer.
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This Halloween, log off and visit your friends at the local Halloween Superstore.
Welcome to the world of working endlessly to please an audience specifically downloading your show to find mistakes.
As we say in the podcast biz, "If Joe Rogan can do it, anyone can."
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Have I made any mistakes in this long life of mine? Of course not.
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Every misshapen gift you give me is like a hot dagger in my heart.
In our new cat society, things have really gone from bad to purrse.
Treat yourself to a delicious sub and turn that dead-eyed scowl upside-down!
Mr. Sakurai-sama, where the FRICK is Dino Riki!?
Everything to do in our one-horse town outside of the horse.
For what is an ape but a more powerful version of man?
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HEY MAN YOU LOOKIN FOR TABS ? DYLAN WILL GET YOU TABS. HOW MANY TABS YOU WANT ?? BECAUSE DYLAN GOT THEM ALL
Ma'am, what if I told you I have the miracle of a lifetime right here in this briefcase?
Yessir, if this family continues to not mention past incidents, Costco could give us all a new lease on life.
We're not going to solve gun massacres with bad manners, people.
The only twelve-step program I want to take are the twelve steps it takes to get me out of this room. Give or take a few steps.
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Those geniuses in Silicon Valley have done it again and unlocked the true power of chicken.
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Nothing but the most convenient for the outer rung of your circle of friends.
Serial killers: they're just like you and me.
Those NFL players have really stuck their knees in it this time!
You tried, but you failed. And I'm here to tell you how in excruciating detail.
The scariest thing about Halloween isn't ghouls or ghosts. It's the PC police.
You might be disappointed in me, but I'm honestly way more disappointed in myself.
Afraid of ideas and free speech? Well then you better not read this article, coward.
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To be honest, it's extremely insulting to be labeled a "Nazi." Was I marching with several Nazis? Yes. Was I waving a Nazi flag as I marched? Yes, but only out of kindness: I was holding it for another man so he could wave a larger Nazi flag.
One completely reasonable non-sexist man explains why women shouldn't be tortured by white-collar jobs.
I have raised over $300 participating in quilting bees for the American Quilting Bee Society so I think I deserve at least seven minutes of your time.
Remember, traveling underground in a rickety metal tube full of farts carries its own specific code of conduct.
I had to register my complaints while they were still fresh. And while the bark was still fresh and pliable.
One brave man discovers drugs aren't as accessible as the media would have you believe.
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