Zack: Americans for Energy Prosperity seems to be a legitimate political advocacy group that supports "clean nuclear energy" instead of coal and other fossil fuels.
Steve: If they're legit then they're legit, but we're not going to this place without some firepower. What do we have?
Zack: Kurt is pretty much out of it right now. Maybe in 24 hours he'll be healed enough. Eazy-E brings mythos knowledge and firearms.
Steve: And Left Eye has a flamethrower. And dynamite.
Zack: Also the remaining C-4 you picked up at the Kids' Choice Awards.
Steve: Didn't you say that Eazy-E knows spells too?
Zack: Sure. He knows summon/bind Servitor of the Outer Gods and Unspeakable Promise?
Steve: Good deal. I want to make sure he has all the ritual components he needs to cast them.
Zack: A flute is all you need.
Steve: Alright, I think this is enough. Let's do it.
Following America's defeat in World War 3, allied forces uncovered a number of experimental weapon prototypes in the hotel-compound of Trump's loyalist Space Force army. Had the war continued just a few more months, these secret weapons would have changed the course of the war.
Extremely proud over here! The bosses took notice and I have been promoted to 20 cages!!
Are there arrows in Tomb Raider? "No. Absolutely not."
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.