I felt this image would be more than sufficient for a professional glass artist like Jerry. Unfortunately, something must've been lost in translation.
I was not familiar with the skill level or experience of Jerry's designer, so I made sure to reply with as many details as possible.
While I believed this information was sufficient, Jerry seemed to have additional questions. He included a photo of what he believed I was requesting, which was slightly different than what I had in mind, but still a noble attempt.
I won't argue here; those are simply beautiful glass swans or geese or fucked up testicles or whatever they are, and I adore the colorful kitchen gay pride placemat in the background, but I needed 12,000 glass toilets, not water fowl or mutant genitalia. I decided to halt communication with Jerry for a while and let him sweat out his design error.
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