Lowtax - one time a bus broke down outside my house and there was an old woman on the bus and the old woman was old and she fell down the steps and then the police came and arrested my dad just because he shot at her fromm the window

Mongoose - LIES LIES LIES YOU STUPID GEEK

Mongoose - GO CRY OIN YOUR MOMMYUS LAP KIDDIE< IM AFTER YOU

Lowtax - hello welcome to ICQ

Mongoose - I am gonna KICK YOUR ASS FOR BEING A GEEK I AM COOL YOU ARE NOT MOTHERFUCKEr

Mongoose - what the fuck?

Mongoose - Welcome to ICQ? what dthe fuck YOU FUCKING GEEK DIE IM AFTER YOU

Lowtax - i own a cereal factory

Mongoose - Fucking kiddie 7 year old lier DIE DIE DIE

Mongoose - I AM GONNA STIXCK ONE UP YER ASS SO YOURSHITYHOLE WILL EXPLODE AND YOU WILL DIE OF SHIT ON YOUR BODY AHAHHA

Mongoose - HAHAHAHAH

Lowtax - can you juggle?

Mongoose - No i dont juggle you fucking shithead

Lowtax- i once saw a movie about twins

Mongoose - DIE YOU BITCH DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE AHAHAHAH

Mongoose - Me too, i once fucked two twins in the ass hAHAHAH

Mongoose - WITH MY DICK AND FUNGERS HAHAH

Lowtax - i didn't think women had penises though!

Mongoose - I have a penis and i stuk it up her ass you fucking shithead see yu9 stupid geek IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS

Lowtax - lick my ass? no, don't do that, that sounds gross sir

Mongoose - BITCH IM GONNA GET MY HACKER FIREND DTO HACK YOUR PC SO PREPARE FOR DOOM HAHAHAHJ

Lowtax - i have played doom

Mongoose - Hhahahahha KICK not Lick, hahahahah YOU LUITTLE BITCH WANT PEOPLE TO LIKC YOUR ASS DONT YOU BITCH

Mongoose - doom is gay HAHAHA YOU IIDIOT DIE

Lowtax - one time my dad bought an airplane, he is rich

Mongoose - Your daddy isnt RICH HAHAHAHAHAH HE PROBABLY HAS TO EAT BEANS AND WORK PICKING YUP SODA CANS GAGAHAH

Mongoose - i am goning to plAY QUAKE3 NOW SO YOURE LUCKY, IM STILL GONNA KILL YOU THOGUH YOU FUCKING GEEK, DONT PLAY QUAKE3 EVER OR ILL GO INTO THE DAMNED SEVRER AND KICK YOUR ASS IBN IT YOU LITTLE FUCK

Lowtax - ok friend

Lowtax - i love you

Mongoose - FUCKING GTAY BASTARD

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