A Day In the Life of Axle

"Axle" is the name of "Janglur." "Janglur" is the name of "Kirigaloo." "Kirigaloo" is the name of... ah fuck it, I have no idea why this person has several hundred different names. Perhaps there's one for every mental illness this internet gem has packed away in their wadded mess of disease they dub a brain. Whatever his name, he can easily be summed up as the typical furry: homosexual, addicted to MMORPGs, unemployed, semi-homeless, whiny, depressed, rife with malfunctioning body parts, and all the standard jazz. You can read all about it on his remarkably pathetic Livejournal, which additionally includes a link to his massive credit card debt, along with instructions detailing how you can bail him out of his fiscal irresponsibility hell. Because this is something you would want to do.

Our dramatic recreation will cover the fantastically pathetic entry, "A Normal Day in the Life of Axle" (cached download). If you ever thought you had it bad... um, think again.

Thanks to Josh "Colorfinger" Jones for the music. Oh, and if you know of any intensely retarded Livejournal / blog entries which would make great dramatic videos, send 'em in!

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@TwitterHasBannedAllMyAccountsEver)