Livestock: MY HIGH SCHOOL COULD KICK YOUR HIGH SCHOOL'S ASS
DocEvil: you're talking to genuine NightButt High alumni here......
Livestock: you look more like a FAGBUTT HIGH grad to me
DocEvil: what the.......
Livestock: looks like you just got zinged by an old pro --- me!!!
DocEvil: i just invented a machine that makes all the best animes come to life.......... sooo........... like i care
Livestock: OH MAN
DocEvil: naruto's in the other room making me a mint julep
DocEvil: and building a car
Livestock: no way dude i don't believe it
DocEvil: now cloud from final fantasy is teamin up with lou bega to sing me a song..... it also happens to be the best song ever heard by human ears
DocEvil: too bad you cant hear it.....
Livestock: :( :( :(
DocEvil: im being blown away by the performance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Livestock: I HATE YOU MAN
DocEvil: lou is inviting us back to his house!!!! he says he has an anime room where he just sits and draws anime/mangas like 3 hours a day!!!!!!!!!! this is the best day ever!!!!!
Livestock: WHATEVER DUDE I'M GOING TO GO TO THE BANK
"I thought the internet was all fun and games. Grow virtual plants on Facebook. Send email to grandma. IM friends with emojis," said the Stupid Ass Teenager, currently dying in an Idiot County hospital. "Never in my wildest dreams could I ever possibly humanly imagine that doing stupid ass internet shit in real life might get me mortally injured."
(Lips smacking, mouth full of peanut butter, glistening streams of peanut butter oil running down chin) "I'm full as hell, and I'm not going to take another bite!"
Guess what's back? Frosty tundras! And me.
Bonk: The Only Good Bonk Is A Head Bonk
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