A trilogy of new Harry Potter films based around J.K. Rowling's post-Potter Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them will kick off in theaters in 2016. Sure to delight new fans and returning Potterlings, as they are known, this trilogy will bring back some favorite characters and widen the cast to include many new and interesting friends and foes.
Confirmed Returning Characters
Hermione Granger (Harry's wife)
Ron Wesley (ghost)
Severnus Snape (ghost)
Riddick the Last Furyan
Jordanus Blackwell (first black wizard)
Diamond Dallas Payne
Sylvania Switcheroo (first trans wizard)
Malady N. Frenzone
Turtle T. Turtleman
Baron Villamous Realbad (possible enemy?)
Deckard Cyberowl (first cyber wizard)
Will we finally get to see the Ogbuggulus? Will Harry Potter ride the zip line that goes up to harpy mountain? It's too soon to say. But there is a lot to look forward to for all you Potterlings!
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