Some Fish Are Just. Too. Big. To. Kiss.
Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Jump In The Mouth Of A Killer Shark...
Jaws Is A Shark - It's The Name Of The Shark
They Said He'd Never Be Able To Read Or Write - And They Were Absolutely Correct
What Do You Call 10,000 Lawyers At The Bottom Of The Ocean? Lunch.
We're Not In The Kansas Ocean Any More
Will The Movie End With A Black Screen And The Word ~FIN~? You've Got To See For Yourself!
Sharks Never Sleep And Neither Will You
It's A Nice Place To Visit, But I Wouldn't Want To Be Eaten To Death There
Live By The Shark, Die By The Shark
By The Time You Hit The Water, You're Already Wet!
You Don't Want To Be This Guy's Chum
Come On In, The Water's BLOOD
Every Year The Average Human Unwittingly Ingests Twelve Sharks In Their Sleep
What's The Only Thing Worse Than A Killer Shark? A Killer Shark With A Lust For Murder!
Save the guinea worm? Him good worm. Part of environment. Green jobs.
This space-age device is a cardboard box with two holes in it. The operative sticks a hand in one end. The contact inserts a hand in the other end. With both hands shielded from prying eyes, a secret handshake can commence.
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