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I'm way too busy to update with one of the regular, poorly written, bullshit articles I usually do. To make up for it, here's a picture of a zombie fetus hitting on a cross-eyed witch. Enjoy!
Extremely proud over here! The bosses took notice and I have been promoted to 20 cages!!
Mr. Sakurai-sama, where the FRICK is Dino Riki!?
Are there arrows in Tomb Raider? "No. Absolutely not."
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