Nice dress. What is this, a dress convention? Idiot.
Apparently you people come from a reality where jackets are unreasonably plentiful. Welcome to life, have a jacket. Welcome to this bench, have another jacket. Must be nice on Planet Wholly Unbelievable.
Sure, kid. Whatever. I won't even ask how a toddler could design such a costume, much less afford it and figure out how to put it on.
You're a doctor, and you live in a parallel universe similar to the park bench universe above, but instead of a normal jacket you happened to get a doctor's overcoat? Suspension of disbelief can only go so far. I don't even know where to get started with the ridiculous premise you've presented.
Here the artist took a human and replaced its arms with legs. I'm sure that whoever came up with this character design thought they were being edgy, but this is just body horror at its laziest.
Matching outfits. Seriously? You guys must be a super team. Just try stepping outside in those ridiculous getups without everyone laughing.
What is this, a comic book or a drug-fueled alien mythology kaleidoscope? Rubbish. This entire medium is nonsense for babies.
BLACK LIVES MATTER!!! NOOOOOOO!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? YOU HAVE CREATED A MONSTER, AN ABSOLUTE MONSTER!
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