Happy New Year, Mildly Pleased Scott! And you too, Slightly Less Pleased Scott!
"Gotta hand it to you, making a jacket out of a recliner was a great idea!"
Imagine Scott Bakula wiggling his jeans and flaunting his rump while saying, "Hello, ladies! Hot enough for ya?"
Wait, you don't need to, here you go:
I think if bats were flying around my whole shit I would want my shirt on for that, and maybe a coat. (Very small bat teeth probably can't get through a coat.)
This file was named Passion.jpg by its creator and if you don't understand why maybe you should read a book on history or Scott Bakula.
Nothing says "Wholesome Birthday" like a photo of a dude in 70's gear hiking up his pants.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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