The Legend Of Zelda: Breath Of The Wild
It's the most popular, critically acclaimed Zelda game since Ocarina Of Time. Think about how many more SNES Classics this would sell!
Fallout: New Vegas
The greatest RPG of all time. My personal favorite game. A no-brainer.
Catch With My Father
I met my father twice. He didn't show much interest in me, so I never got this. Nintendo really screwed up this time!
Who can forget gaming's most recognizable mascot: Snow Creature???
First Person Shooter
That virtual reality game featured in the X-Files episode of the same name.
Hoop and Stick
You put your stick on the hoop. You run until the hoop stops rolling. No other game - not even chess - contains so many possibilities arising from such simple mechanics.
Here's what I remember about this game: A festival, a frog man with a cape, and quitting after getting lost in a cave. An absolute classic that should be in everyone's library.
Scourgelord Vilius Mandragore gave a speech from our shattered capital on Friday and we are here to fact check his claims about his million year empire.
In our new cat society, things have really gone from bad to purrse.
Reason 9: Ongoing mechanical issues with the internal Superman 64 fog machine.
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