SquareSoft's amazing 1995 Japanese RPG features plenty of memorable moments, but one that will be forever burned into my brain is the camping scene, where the characters share a peaceful moment with one another in the middle of an otherwise harrowing adventure. Another reason it's burned into my brain is because a camping trip tore my family apart and turned my father and I into amoral creatures who would cast our essential humanity away for the sake of craven survival. They really don't make 2D graphics like this anymore!
In these contentious political times it is more important than ever to work together in a bipartisan way with the people who said I should be thrown out of a helicopter for being an Antifa terrorist.
This Halloween, log off and visit your friends at the local Halloween Superstore.
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