"pantX0r" got things started with this offering that was originally "Tape."
Like most people, I won't be leaving the light on for "Bonk".
At least "Kevyn" found an actor with more talent than Sylvester Stallone.
If I told you that "Mike Toole" made this picture I wouldn't be lying.
"Prognar" might want to look up the spelling of "cyst", but hey, I'm no doctor or literary muscleman here.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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