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Credit where credit for fake names in the credits is due: Nothing beats Omegalomaniac's "Donghole Unpleasance."

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BLACK LIVES MATTER!!! NOOOOOOO!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? YOU HAVE CREATED A MONSTER, AN ABSOLUTE MONSTER!
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