hobo_bait has learned to live with near-crippling beard envy.
Stuntman Mike is so money he put spinnaz on his cheese wheels.
snortpocket will tell you he is for change, but his record says otherwise.
I shall bend and compress Stuntman Mike in the manner of a pretzel, then throw him from a high point.
Scourgelord Vilius Mandragore gave a speech from our shattered capital on Friday and we are here to fact check his claims about his million year empire.
In our new cat society, things have really gone from bad to purrse.
Reason 9: Ongoing mechanical issues with the internal Superman 64 fog machine.
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