Darth Phunk knows nothing alleviates profound sadness quite like a Happy Meal.
Speaking of McDonalds, Ronald has decided to enlist. Nerdfolk's photo captures the clown's patriotic fervor.
Bob_Dole_NZ bears a war hero's name, so Bob_Dole_NZ can get away with using his peers as Pac-Man pellets.
Mammal Sauce demonstrates that stamping your own ticket to hell is as easy as a day at the beach.
"I thought the internet was all fun and games. Grow virtual plants on Facebook. Send email to grandma. IM friends with emojis," said the Stupid Ass Teenager, currently dying in an Idiot County hospital. "Never in my wildest dreams could I ever possibly humanly imagine that doing stupid ass internet shit in real life might get me mortally injured."
(Lips smacking, mouth full of peanut butter, glistening streams of peanut butter oil running down chin) "I'm full as hell, and I'm not going to take another bite!"
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