VectorSigma respects a woman's divine animal right to protect her own life and the lives of her countrymen.
PandaCookies is a patriot, but he knows that nobody beats the Siamese when it comes to dignity, cats or twins.
Radiation has made Bloody Hedgehog an enemy of civilization.
Metanaut touts the finest beverage in the universe, and I think you'll find that universe pretty much covers everything.
It needs to consume human tissue! It needs to speak to your manager!
Scourgelord Vilius Mandragore gave a speech from our shattered capital on Friday and we are here to fact check his claims about his million year empire.
Reason 9: Ongoing mechanical issues with the internal Superman 64 fog machine.
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