Last week's article "Memorable Quotes from 'The Phantom Pain'" provided an excellent primer for anyone looking to catch up with the Metal Gear universe (or explore it for the first time). But because some people are visual learners, the Goons have provided a second, image-only guide. Basically, there's a boss. This is a standard video-game trope, but Metal Gear is different because this Boss is really big and also he's everyone -- politicians, animals, Kiefer Sutherland, even YOU!

Hideous

I'm seeing Big Boss in everyone.

Hideous

Vastarien

Vastarien

neat party trick

More Photoshop Phriday

This Week on Something Awful...

  • Pardon Our Dust

    Pardon Our Dust

    Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.

  • DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG

    DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG

    Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind

Copyright ©2020 Jeffrey "of" YOSPOS & Something Awful