Scalper has been coming home late from work. I wonder if he's cheating on me.

Come to think of it, SgtScruffy has been paying less and less attention to me as well.

TunaSled doesn't even return my phone calls and seems emotionally distant.

I wonder where John Locke is going all these evenings.

Edison has been smelling more and more like the harbor district these past few weeks.

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